{"id":1194,"date":"2022-11-29T15:19:33","date_gmt":"2022-11-29T15:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/?p=1194"},"modified":"2022-11-29T15:19:34","modified_gmt":"2022-11-29T15:19:34","slug":"two-poems-from-hot-cockalorum-at-newwriting-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/2022\/11\/29\/two-poems-from-hot-cockalorum-at-newwriting-net\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Poems from Hot Cockalorum at NewWriting.net"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newwriting.net\/\">NewWriting.net<\/a>, run by Andrew Cowan at UEA (my alma mater), for featuring two poems from <em><strong>Hot Cockalorum<\/strong><\/em>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newwriting.net\/2022\/11\/two-poems-from-hot-cockalorum\/\">&#8216;Bratislava&#8217; and &#8216;Cannonade&#8217;<\/a>.<\/p><p>If Bratislava were a GIF:<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/nuns.gif\" alt=\"A police officer watches a group of sinister nuns get into a car. They freeze when they see him. They are all wearing latex nun masks. The cop looks away.\" class=\"wp-image-1196\" width=\"498\" height=\"280\"\/><\/figure><p>If Cannonade&#8217; were a GIF:<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/animegirl.gif\" alt=\"A cute anime girl taps her red shoes, holds a card and flutters her wings. She wears a puff-sleeved blouse and a short red dress.\" class=\"wp-image-1195\"\/><\/figure><p>Basically, if being stalked by nuns or inhabiting a fake anime series floats your boat, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newwriting.net\/2022\/11\/two-poems-from-hot-cockalorum\/\">pop across and read<\/a>!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stalked by nuns? Trapped in a knock-off Sailor Moon franchise? Please enjoy two poems that feel you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1197,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorised","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1198,"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions\/1198"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kirstenirving.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}